Irina Dunn

Editing and publishing consultancy

 
AUSTRALIAN WRITERS NETWORK

 

Writers: here’s your opportunity to eyeball an agent and pitch to a publisher!

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From left to right: Belinda Alexandra, Carl Harrison-Ford, Selwa Anthony, Andy Palmer, Linsay Knight

Professional Development Seminar

for Writers

Time and date: 9am-5pm, Sunday 19 February 2012

NSW Writers’ Centre, Callan Park Rozelle (Enter Callan Park from Balmain road opposite Cecily Street and follow the signs to the NSW Writers’ Centre)

There is plenty of free parking at the Centre.

Cost: $150 for waged, or $135 for seniors and students, plus $10 for pitching session.

Payment includes morning and afternoon tea and lunch. Please let Irina know if you are a vegetarian.

NB You must attend the full day to be eligible for the pitching session.

Payment: Send cheque/money order made out to Australian Writers Network and post to Irina Dunn, PO Box 136 Balmain NSW 2041 or deposit fee in Westpac BSB 032020 account 254469. Don’t forget to add $10 if you wish to make a pitch.

NB There are limited places for this one-day seminar and applicants will be enrolled in the order in which payment is received.

Inquiries: Irina Dunn, email This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it or mobile 0403 48 63 63.

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PROGRAM

9am-10am: Opening address — Andy Palmer on “The Modern Author”

ANDY PALMER is Allen & Unwin's publicity director. He has worked in Australian book publishing for over 25 years at Pan Macmillan, HarperCollins Publishers, Simon & Schuster Australia and Hachette Australia. For eight years he ran Publicity Matters, a Sydney-based PR agency specialising in books and writers. In that time he was the Sydney Writers' Festival publicist for two years and the federal government's Books Alive (now called Get Reading) campaign publicist for seven years.

Morning tea 10am-10.30am

10.30am-11.45am The surgeons of your manuscript

with JEAN BEDFORD (editor), JAN CORNALL (editor), ALISON GREEN (Pantera Press) and CARL HARRISON-FORD (editor) (see below for bios)

Chair: Irina Dunn

With thousands of unsolicited manuscripts hitting the desks of Australian publishers a year, the onus is on writers to ensure that their work is as polished as it can be before submitting it to a publisher. Your friends and family will love your work, but only a professional editor can give you a dispassionate assessment of its strengths and weaknesses, suggest improvements in its structure, get rid of those embarrassing grammatical errors and other writing glitches and make your words shine on the page. Jean and Carl speak with many years’ experience as freelance editors; Jean is also a creative writing tutor and both she and Jan will talk about how writers can develop techniques to edit themselves. Alison Green speaks from the point of view of an in-house editor preparing the work of her authors for publication.

12pm-1.15pm: Agent Selwa Anthony and her clients Belinda Alexandra and Grant Hyde (see below for bios)

Chair: Irina Dunn

With publishing an increasingly difficult field to break into, hear what Selwa Anthony, one of Australia’s top writers’ agents, has to say about the current climate in Australia, what books are being taken up by the major publishers, what the prospects are for overseas interest, and what are the distinguishing features of successful Australian books and authors. Selwa Anthony’s clients Belinda Alexandra and Grant Hyde talk about how they broke into publishing, what efforts they put into getting their first and subsequent books published and their plans for future work. There will be ample time for all your questions at the end of this session.

Lunch 1.15pm-2pm

2pm-3.15pm: What kind of books are publishers looking for today?

With JACOB COATES (Jaffa Books), ALISON GREEN (Pantera Press), LINSAY KNIGHT (Random House) and MELANIE OSTELL (Pier 9) (see below for bios)

Chair: Irina Dunn

Hear what Jacob Coates, Alison Green, Linsay Knight and Melanie Ostell have to say about the kinds of manuscripts they are looking for, which titles are doing well in today’s market, whether they look at unsolicited manuscripts, their relationships with agents, and how they want manuscripts presented to them. There will be ample time for all your questions at the end of this session.

Afternoon tea 3.15pm-3.45pm

3.45pm-5pm: The Pitching Session

With JACOB COATES (Jaffa Books), ALISON GREEN (Pantera Press), LINSAY KNIGHT (Random House) and MELANIE OSTELL (Pier 9) (see below for bios)

This is a unique opportunity to pitch your manuscript to a publisher. Your pitch will be strictly limited to three minutes. The panel members will assess the pitches and award a prize to the pitch they think has the best chance of being published. The prize is a copy of the current Australian Writer's Marketplace, an essential reference and resource for writers.

NB The pitch will be judged NOT on your presentation but on the genre and subject of the manuscript you are pitching.

To participate in this session, please email ONE PAGE with the following information to This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it , and don’t forget to add $10 to your fee if want to make a pitch.

Pitching page for [YOUR NAME]
Phone number:
Email address:
Title: (of your manuscript)
Length: (number of words in your manuscript)
Genre: (eg memoir, young adult fiction, speculative fiction, chick lit, historical novel)
The title of a comparable book which your book would sit next to on a shelf in a bookshop:
Synopsis: maximum 300 words.

The publishers on the panel will be provided with copies of the pitch page you submit.

You may either read from the page you submit or you may simply speak for three minutes.


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SHORT BIOGRAPHIES OF SEMINAR GUESTS

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From left to right: Alison Green, Jacob Coates, Jan Cornall, Jean Bedford, Grant Hyde, Melanie Ostell

BELINDA ALEXANDRA has been published to wide acclaim in Australia, New Zealand, the UK, USA and throughout Europe. The daughter of a Russian mother and an Australian father, she has been an intrepid traveller since her youth. Her love of other cultures is matched by her passion for her home country, Australia, where she is a volunteer carer for the NSW Wildlife Information Rescue and Education Services (WIRES). She wrote the novels White Gardenia, Tuscan Rose, Silver Wattle and Wild Lavender. Her latest novel, Golden Earrings, is set in Spain and has once again given her readers a story they love.

SELWA ANTHONY was born in the Australian country town of Cowra, NSW. Her passion for books was ignited by her father when he gave Selwa her first library card when she was just eight. Having migrated from Lebanon in the 1920s, her father loved writers like Lawson, Paterson and Marcus Clarke, and they helped him love Australia. He also passed this love for Australian literature onto Selwa. She has said, "as Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz had a yellow road paved with bricks, mine seemed to be paved with books".

Selwa’s career began in the book section of a large department store in the 1960s. A decade later she was the retail and marketing manager in Sydney for a major book company, where she was the first manager to feature Australian books at the front of the store. During this time she also had her own radio book chat program, syndicated throughout Australia, and reviewed books on the Midday Movie Show with Bill Collins.

In 1984, the Selwa Anthony Author Management Agency was born. Selwa credits bestselling Australian author Colleen McCollough with her becoming an authors’ agent, after Colleen said of her: "Selwa has the best eye for a manuscript of anyone I have known and should become a literary agent".

Since signing up her first popular fiction author – the late Evan Green – Selwa pioneered the first breed of popular Australian fiction writers. Almost thirty years later, successful authors on her list are plentiful with the likes of Belinda Alexandra, Tara Moss, Kate Morton, Kim Wilkins (aka Kimberley Freeman), Diane Armstrong, and many more.

Selwa’s agency champions the cause of Australian authors, who are often underappreciated in their own country. She focuses on discovering and promoting home-grown authors who have wonderful Australian stories to tell.

Selwa has also written four books of her own – The Lebanese Cookbook, co-authored with her two sisters, two "little positive thinking books", Succeed With Me and Wake Up, Shake Up, Stand Up, with Jimmy Thomson, and The Spirit of Australia, with Sue Williams.

Selwa is married and has two daughters, a stepson and stepdaughter, and two grandchildren. She lives in Sydney.

JEAN BEDFORD teaches Creative Writing at the University of Technology, Sydney. She is the author of the short-story collections Country Girl Again and Colouring In (with Rosemary Creswell), the novels Sister Kate, A Lease of Summer, Love Child, If With a Beating Heart, Now You See Me, and three detective novels. She has been a journalist (Literary and Arts Editor of The National Times), a publisher’s editor (both in-house for Angus & Robertson and Transworld, and freelance for most major Australian publishers), a teacher of ESL and of creative writing, as well as commissioning editor of several short story and essay collections. She has been a judge for numerous regional, state and national literary grants and prizes, including for the Literature Board of the Australia Council, both for literary grants and for publishing subsidies, as well as for various Fellowship of Australian Writers and National Book Award prizes. She has several times judged the NSW Premier’s Award for fiction and the Australian/Vogel Award as well as the Nita B Kibble Award.

JACOB COATES is the founder of Jaffa Books, a new e-publishing company based in Brisbane. A keen reader of speculative fiction, Jacob has always loved the works of some of the masters of these genres. J.R.R. Tolkien and Douglas Adams are two of the greatest inspirations to him. Since emigrating from England at fifteen, Jacob started writing his own work before graduating from QUT’s creative writing degree in 2010. Jaffa Books was conceived shortly afterwards, and successfully launched late last year. Jaffa Books is an e-publishing company based in Brisbane. Jacob is always looking for exciting new talents, and accepts a wide range of fiction across any genre and almost all lengths. Offering an attractive royalty deal for writers, Jaffa Books is well suited to first-time or upcoming authors.

JAN CORNALL is a Sydney-based writer, performer and teacher who supports writers through the long process of realising their creative work. The author of 15 plays and musicals, a feature film, three CDs of songs and a novel, Jan teaches creative writing at writers’ centres, community colleges and universities in Australia and the Asia Pacific. Jan also leads writing retreats in inspirational locations: Bali, Fiji, Laos, Cambodia and the Australian desert. She is dedicated to nurturing the unique attributes of each writer, and each year a number of her students go on to publish with major publishing houses. See www.writersjourney.com.au.

IRINA DUNN is the Director of the Australian Writers' Network, which has 7,500 subscribers throughout Australia and abroad. She wrote The Writer’s Guide: a companion to writing for pleasure or publication, (Allen & Unwin), which was described by the Australian Book Review as ‘a godsend for writers’ and as ‘one of the clearest and most commonsensical compendiums around’. Irina has been a regular programmer, speaker, presenter and moderator at writers’ festivals at Ubud in Bali, Byron Bay, Norfolk Island, Darwin and Sydney Writers’ Festivals. For the last four years she has chaired the Woollahra Council Local Writers’ Festival. In 2010, she was invited to be a judge of the inaugural Randwick Council Literary Awards.

ALISON GREEN is CEO and co-founder of Pantera Press, which was founded in 2008. Pantera Press is small, independent and Australian, and brings together an unusual mix of passions for the arts, business and philanthropy. With her background in psychology and business strategy, Alison’s creative vision is to foster debate by discovering and nurturing talented new authors and publishing books readers rave about. With its “Good books doing good things”™ mantra, Pantera Press supports programs such as The Smith Family’s Let’s Read initiative that encourage the joy of reading. Since May 2010 Pantera Press books have received critical acclaim, with a best-seller, several books going in to reprint and Sulari Gentill's novel A Few Right Thinking Men being shortlisted for the 2011 Commonwealth Writers' Prize Best First Book for this region.

CARL HARRISON-FORD commenced his life in publishing as a “poison taster”, assessing unsolicited manuscripts for a large publisher. In the subsequent four decades he has been a self-employed editor. During that time he has worked on fiction — both literary and popular, including much crime fiction — and a wide variety of non-fiction, from the academic, general history and biography to books on sport, and memoir, a wide range but excluding Lifestyle and New Age. Some years ago he was the Editor in Residence at the University of Canberra, and earlier still was instrumental in the establishment of the National Book Council Manuscript Assessment Service.

GRANT RAYMOND HYDE was born and raised in Maroubra in the Eastern Suburbs of Sydney. A bookmakers son, he attended Waverley Catholic Boy’s College until his matriculation in 1986. He worked as a clerk for his father until he was graded with the NRL’s Eastern Suburbs Roosters (Sydney Roosters) in 1989. His football life ended in 1992 with the death of his father and a serious career beckoned. Over the following years he worked as a hotel manager, gym instructor, building project manager and real estate agent, all with varying degrees of success. It was his interest in human history and his love of the Polynesian people that brought him to complete his first novel Lords of the Pacific in 2008, and it was published the following year. The stand alone sequel Islands of Gold was released in January 2011. Grant is currently working on his third novel, Daniel’s Empire, an Australian saga set in early Sydney Town.

LINSAY KNIGHT is widely respected as a leading expert in, and contributor to, children’s literature in Australia. As the Head of Children’s Books at Random House Australia, she has nurtured the talent of numerous authors and illustrators to create some of Australia’s most successful children’s books. Linsay is also the author of several successful non-fiction children’s books, and the editor of a number of children’s dictionaries and story collections, including 30 Australian Stories for Children, 30 Australian Ghost Stories for Children and four age story collections: Stories for 6, 7, 8 and 9 Year Olds.

MELANIE OSTELL has more than 20 years' experience in Australian book publishing as a bookseller, educator, editor and publisher. For many years she was senior editor at Text Publishing and in June 2011 she took up the position of Publisher of the Pier 9 imprint at Murdoch Books. Pier 9 is the narrative imprint of Murdoch Books, which has been publishing award-winning titles since its founding in 1991. Pier 9 publishes around 22 titles each year with an emphasis on narrative non-fiction that includes memoir, biography, history and popular science titles. We also publish literary and genre fiction and select young adult fiction.

For information about the program, contact Irina Dunn This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it , or call 0403 48 63 63.

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RUSSIAN WRITING TODAY

SOIRÉES LITTÉRAIRES 4 OCTOBER 2011

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Tatyana Tolstaya                    Irina Dunn

Who are the great Russian writers of today?

Whose books will become the Russian classics of tomorrow?

We know what novels Russians read in the 19th century — the great classics of Gogol, Tolstoy and Dostoevsky.

Under Communism they read Solzhenitsyn, Pasternak and Gorky, often as Samizdat (underground) hand-written copies circulated among trusted friends.

But what are Russians reading in the free market economy?

Does literature play the same significant role today as it did under both Tsarist and Soviet rule?

How do current Russian novels reflect the society which produces them?

Why are Russians devouring writers such as Victor Pelevin (pictured above), Tatiana Tolstaya, Boris Akunin and others in such huge quantities?

IRINA DUNN takes a look at some contemporary Russian writers, explaining why they are so popular, how they reflect the current zeitgeist of the country and which might become the classics of tomorrow.

IRINA DUNN BIOGRAPHY

Irina Dunn is the Director of the Australian Writers Network. Previously she was Director of the NSW Writers' Centre, Manager of the Australian Writers’ Guild Authorship Collecting Society and Managing Editor at Booktopia. She wrote The Writer’s Guide: a companion to writing for pleasure or publication, (Allen & Unwin), which was shortlisted for the Australian Publishers’ Association National Education Awards.

The book she co-authored and co-edited with two scientists, A Natural Legacy: Ecology in Australia, won the Royal Australian Zoological Society Prize for best text on the subject AND she received an international prize for her documentary about the Australian women's peace movement, "Fighting for Peace".

She represented NSW as an Independent Senator from 1988 to 1990.

Irina was born in Shanghai, China, and is of Russian, Irish, Portuguese and Chinese background. She is a cultural tour guide and takes Australian travelers to Russia, the Baltic States, Mongolia and China.

DETAILS

Place: Eastern Suburbs Leagues Club, Level 3 restaurant,
93-97 Spring Street – Bondi Junction

Date and time: Tuesday 4 October 2011, 6.30pm-10.00pm

EARLY BOOKING ESSENTIAL AS PLACES ARE LIMITED.

Cost: Light supper plus talk $35.00 per person (non-refundable)
Regrettably, no complimentary tickets can be issued as prices have been minimized to keep the costs affordable for Soirées guests.

Payment: Deposit to Westpac BSB: 032 051 Acc: 162 874

Make sure you include your name in your payment then send email to: This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it for your receipt/ticket,
or send cheque payable to “Soirées Littéraires”, PO Box 572 Paddington NSW 2021.

Website: soireeslitteraires.org.au

Inquiries: Irina Spinadel, Soirées Director, 02 9363 1147, or Irina Dunn, 0403 48 63 63

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AN EVENING WITH PETER MILLER-ROBINSON

Peter Miller-Robinson is a songwriter, singer and guitarist whose original music embraces elements of folk, blues and jazz. He also plays mandolin and eight-string ukulele. He is known for rich vocals, dexterous playing and astute, often wry lyrics. Peter has been awarded twice by the Australian Songwriters' Association.

Peter is an enthusiastic live performer who plays regularly at festivals, universities, folk clubs and on national and public radio. He has shared the stage with many well-known local and international artists. In 2007 he supported Bo Diddly, Eric Burdon, Rodriguez and Chris Smither at the Basement in Sydney during their Australian tours.

In 2009, Peter was invited to tour Ireland by Kingdom Management. A highlight of this trip was playing at the hallowed De Barras Folk Club run by the famous Moore family, Christy, Barry (aka Luka Bloom) and Gavin. The tour was a great success and Peter will be returning to Ireland in June this year. This Pain Quotidian show will be one of his last in Sydney before Peter flies out. Peter is currently completing his second CD, "Amongst Others", before the trip.

Peter acknowledges the inspiration of the generation of songwriters he grew up listening to, including Leonard Cohen, Joni Mitchell, Van Morrison and Bob Dylan. There are also the darker influences of Lou Read and John Cale from 60s New York. As well as Peter's own compositions, you can expect to hear fine interpretations of songs like "Dance Me to the End of Love", "Hallelujah", "I Shall Be Released", "Subterranean Homesick Blues", "Crazy Love" and even "Perfect Day".

Peter will be accompanied by long-time musical friend, Tim Watts, on double bass.

What the critics have said about Peter...

"Fine writing" Philip Adams: "A compelling story teller" Drum Media: "Haunting tales" Sydney Morning Herald

Time: 6.30pm-10pm, Monday 16 May
Venue: "Le Pain Quotidian", 54 Norton Street, Leichhardt NSW 2040
Cost: Supper + Performance $30.00
RSVP essential, limited spaces
Phone: (02) 9646 1101
Email: This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it

Payment:

1. Send cheques to Australian Writers Network, PO Box 136 Balmain NSW 2041

2. Deposit your payment into the following account:

Australian Writers Network Westpac BS 032 020 Account 254469 (make sure you provide your last name when paying.)

3. Pay via Paypal below using your credit card

 

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NETWORK NEWS — JANUARY 2011

Contents
1. Editorial
2. Soirées Littéraires (February)
3. Michael Wilding and Inez Baranay at Leichhardt Library
4. Review of Michael Wilding’s The Prisoner of Mt Warning

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1. Editorial

Welcome to the January 2011 e-newsletter of the Australian Writers Network, which goes to 5,000 recipients each month.

In this newsletter we will be offering items of interest to both published and aspiring writers, as well as to discerning readers.

If you have a short review of a newly published book or a writing quote you wish to share with Network News subscribers, please send it to This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it .

We will advertise gratis items of general literary interest sent in by subscribers, but if you wish to advertise your book or event through our e-newsletter, please contact us regarding the very modest fee we charge for this service.

Irina Dunn

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2. Soirées Littéraires (February)

GUY DE MAUPASSANT: HIS LIFE AND WORKS
Guy de Maupassant is one of the greatest short story writers of all time and is considered to be a father of the modern short story. He also wrote six superb novels. He hated war, he hated religion and he adored women, but De Maupassant found little happiness in his short life - the epitaph he wrote for himself was "I have coveted everything and taken pleasure in nothing".

This talk by well-known literary expert Susannah Fullerton (pictured above) illustrates the genius of this troubled writer and tells the story of his short and turbulent life.

Time: 6.30pm-10pm, Tuesday 1 February

Venue: "La Brasserie", 118-126 Crown Street Darlinghurst, Sydney (Nr William Street)

Cost: Supper + Talk $30.00

RSVP essential, limited spaces

Regrettably, no complimentary tickets can be issued as prices have been minimised to keep the costs affordable for Soirées guests.

Payment: Make cheques to Soirées Littéraires, PO Box 572 Paddington NSW 2021 or deposit $30 in Westpac BSB 032 051 Account 162 874.

Inquiries Irina Spinadel (02) 9363 1147

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3. Michael Wilding and Inez Baranay at Leichhardt Library

Irina Dunn talks to Michael Wilding and Inez Baranay (above) at Leichhardt Library about their new novels from Press On

The Prisoner of Mount Warning by Michael Wilding

Wilding’s latest novel is a take on the secret world, mainstream and underground journalism, writers’ centres, the counter culture and much else. The book is a heady ride from Sydney to Byron Bay and the Gold Coast.

Peter Corris writes: “If this was as much fun to write as it is to read, Michael Wilding must have enjoyed writing The Prisoner of Mount Warning.

Visit www.michael-wilding.com for more information about Michael Wilding.

With The Tiger by Inez Baranay

With the Tiger is set both in Australia and in India, and makes entertaining, often dryly satiric, observations on the last years of Joh’s Queensland, the gay art scene, and the high-flier social circles of Sydney during the boom and bust of the 1980s. – Paul Sharrad

A racy read, this is a worthy addition to your literary vocabulary. – Sahara Times

www.inezbaranay.com

Leichhardt Library
Italian Forum, 23 Norton Street, Leichhardt, Sydney
6pm, Thursday 3 February, 2011

Free All Welcome
Light refreshments will be served

Bookings are essential
Call Irina Dunn 0403 48 63 63 or email This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it .

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4. Review of Michael Wilding’s The Prisoner of Mt Warning

by Irina Dunn (Quadrant Jan-Feb 2011)

One reason I like Michael Wilding’s work so much, and this may be the same reason it is sometimes misunderstood, is that the acute social observation of his writing is sometimes taken as unmediated description. And so the creative imagination of the author is dismissed as if he were a mere cipher for recording the world around him.

Not so. Wilding is a sly writer, who lures you in with a knowing laugh only to turn the joke around and leave you gasping. There were many such moments in Academia Nuts and Superfluous Men, his novels about aging academics as they reach the end of their careers and face anonymous retirement.

Wilding’s latest novel The Prisoner of Mt Warning returns to the heady pot-smoking paranoid seventies by focusing on a group of one-time hippies whose past exploits are catching up with them to embarrass them. If you were young in the seventies, you might know what this means.

A writer turned investigative reporter, Wilding’s protagonist Plant is the most innocent of all the players, despite the implications of his name, in what is gradually revealed to be a widespread spook network.

Huxter, the arts editor of a major newspaper, employs Plant to track down a man called Dorritt, who has written a disturbing article about being kidnapped, tortured and subjected to sex slavery while in the employ of the secret service many years before.

Dorritt had been enlisted by his professor to conduct a survey of alternative magazines and newspapers after funding for Dorritt’s PhD program was terminated. Dorritt had a nervous breakdown during the course of his research and was put away for years, emerging only after a “Writing as Therapy” course at a writers' centre prompted him to record his earlier traumatic experiences. It is this that has got Huxter so worried.

Trouble for Plant is, Huxter doesn’t want to say too much about the case because, as Plant correctly opines, he’s personally involved.

“Find out what he’s [Dorritt] planning to write.”
“What sort of things?”
“How would I know what sort of things?” said Huxter.
Very clearly, Plant thought, but he kept quiet. Huxter was worried about something and wasn’t going to say what it was. Something that Dorritt might write. But if Dorritt in the end didn’t write it, then Huxter didn’t want to have said what it was. That was clear. It was also clear that it was something serious. Something worrying. Something incriminating. Otherwise there would be no reason for Huxter not to tell Plant.

In his search for information about Dorritt, Plant visits Bobby, the American proprietor of Bobby’s Books who, with “blonded hair, gold necklace, earrings, bangles, beige business suit”, was clearly inspired by Pat Woolley of Fastbooks.

Bobbie tells Plant of her reaction when Dorritt visited her years before to interview her for his research project on the alternative press:

“I thought he was a poet,” said Bobbie. “One of those English ones. All dandruff and unwashed socks.”
“I’d like to talk to you,” he said.”
“Talk,” said Bobbie, counting out another twenty-five copies of How to Grow Your Own Dope and Harvest It.
“Well, interview you,” said Dorritt.
“Go ahead,” said Bobbie.
He took out his notebook.
“What is the aim of your publishing program?”
“To sell books,” said Bobbie.
He laughed. A madman’s laugh…
“Apart from that?”
“Apart from that we’re going to be out of business.”
He snuffled some more.
“But your editorial objectives?”
“Not to publish poetry,” she said. Hoping that would get rid of him. But it didn’t. He just wrote it down.

Plant’s mission to find the elusive Dorritt takes him to inner city pubs, the Greek restaurant above Hyde Park, the writers’ centre in Rozelle where Dorritt is a volunteer. Plant is a keen observer of his environment, as an investigative reporter should be, and brings Sydney to life with piquant details of his travels around it:

They drove across to Ashfield, parked the car and walked past the church hall and the food being doled out to the down and outs, past the Polish house, last relic of the post-war Slavic migration, down into the new Chinatown, in the Shanghai Night. In the early afternoon. Hand made noodles. Shallot cake. Vegetable dumplings. Chili pepper tofu.

Plant follows his quarry to the hills behind Byron Bay, the scene of the crimes Dorritt alleges took place — kidnapping, torture, sexual slavery and interrogation. He visits the commune and finds that Rose, one of the original inhabitants, still lives there. There’s the bowl of fruit on the wooden table. The bowl of dope. Familiar? The heady smoke of pot rises from the pages when Plant sits around the hippy table, questioning Rose and Huxter’s colleagues Angela Dark, a journalist, and Ghostly Sperrit, political speechwriter and bagman, about their involvement in Dorritt’s kidnapping and torture, since they were at the commune at the time the alleged events took place.

Plant becomes increasingly paranoid when his friend Fullalove suggests that Plant may have been employed to find Dorritt so that “the contract man knows where to go”. Enmeshed in a spy ring in which everyone lies or is evasive, maybe even his friend Fullalove, his paranoia provides the links for transforming a complex set of hints and suppositions into the ultimate paranoic interpretation of the case and make it seem plausible, at least until the end of the story.

This is a story which will confront you with its logic and suck you in with its reasoning.

Plant’s sensitivity to the nuances of communication lead to many hilarious moments in this very funny novel, while Wilding’s wonderful ear for menacing dialogue and a witty punch line make The Prisoner of Mt Warning a must for anyone who would enjoy a spy thriller loaded with black humour while taking a nostalgic trip back to the radical 70s.

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NETWORK NEWS — November 2010

CONTENTS

1. IRINA DUNN website

2. MICHAEL WILDING at the Toxteth Thursday 25 November
3. SOIREES LITTERAIRES Christmas Party
4. News from publisher PRESS ON
5. WET INK — the best-looking literary magazine
6. PINEROLO, the new Children's Book Cottage in the Blue Mountains
7. A humorous word from SANDY GANDHI, Australia's most easterly Indian, on celebrity chefs
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1. IRINA DUNN WEBSITE — OPEN FOR BUSINESS

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If you are struggling with a manuscript, needing help to improve it, or wanting advice on finding a publisher, you are invited to visit my website to look at the range of services I offer writers of both fiction and non-fiction, including adult and young adult fiction, scientific writing, biography and history.

“From her first reading of my manuscript, “A History of War Surgery”, Irina Dunn was enthusiastic about its possibilities. Her perception has been proven correct. It has just been accepted by a major international publisher… Irina’s contribution to this thrilling outcome cannot be underestimated. I commend her unconditionally to all those seeking sophisticated guidance towards a similar outcome.”
Dr John Wright, A History of War Surgery (Amberley Publishing 2011)

“It was only after I followed your advice to a 'T' that I was offered a contract from a commercial publisher. A big thank you! It was one of the most worthwhile meetings I've ever had.” Louise Austin, Journey to Tobruk (Pier 9 2009)


2. MICHAEL WILDING RETURNS TO THE TOXTETH THURSDAY 25 NOVEMBER

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Peter Corris writes: “If this was as much fun to write as it is to read, Michael Wilding must have enjoying writing The Prisoner of Mount Warning. A take on the secret world, mainstream and underground journalism, Writers’ Centres, the counter culture and much else, the book is a heady ride from Sydney to Byron Bay and the Gold Coast with Plant, resting writer, investigating something that might have happened but perhaps not. Wilding has created a world both funny and creepy for Plant and the reader”.

Michael will be interviewed about The Prisoner of Mt Warning by IRINA DUNN, Director of the Australian Writers’ Network

Join us for dinner after for a “buy one get one free” meal deal OR a $10.00 for T-bone steak

IF YOU ARE STAYING FOR DINNER YOU MUST RESERVE.

Thursday, 25 November, 2010 at 6 for 6.30 pm
Upstairs function room of the Toxteth Hotel, 345 Glebe Point Road, Glebe
Entry to interview: gratis
Bookings for dinner & inquiries: This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it or tel: 0403 48 63 63
NB You do not have to stay for dinner
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3. SOIREES LITTERAIRES IS PROUD TO ANNOUNCE ITS CHRISTMAS CONCERT


You are invited to attend the last Soirees Litteraires meeting for the year. This will be a night of Christmas, Noel, Navidad, Natale and Weihnachten, when you will be entertained by a European musical and poetic medley with artists, singers and speakers who participated in Soirees during the year.
Join us in celebrating a very successful year with tapas, wine and coffee.

MCs: MICHAEL TESORIORO and PETER MILLER ROBINSON



Michael Tesorioro

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MICHAEL TESORIORO, baritone
PETER MILLER ROBINSON voice, guitar
LEONARD MAHEMOFF - bass
SHIRLEY POLITZER - piano
ANNE LAMBERT - poetry
IRINA SPINADEL - poetry ( French )
LISA CARLOSS - poetry ( English )





Irina Spinadel, Peter Miller Robinson and Lisa Carloss

JOIN US?
at the French Restaurant "Le Pain Quotidien" ("The Daily Bread")
Cnr Fitzroy & Bourke Streets, Surry Hills
6pm – 9pm, Tuesday 7 December

ENTRY
Tapas + performance $30.00
Wine/beer $5 per glass

BOOKINGS
Le Pain Quotidien (02) 9360 8460

Regrettably, no complimentary tickets can be issued as prices have been minimised to keep the costs affordable for Soirees guests.

NB RSVP ESSENTIAL AS NUMBERS ARE LIMITED

For inquiries or suggestions about the Soirees program, or offers to give a talk, call IRINA SPINADEL (Organiser)
Tel: (02) 9363 1147

Irina Spinadel is asking everyone attending this event to bring a small gift to be placed under the Christmas tree.

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4. NEWS FROM PRESS ON

Press On fiction brings the voice of the individual writer with the minimum of intervention, not genetically engineered by editors, nor contaminated with additives by agents.With Press On fiction you get the writer’s cut, fiction written from a creative imperative, not as a commercial speculation. This is fiction that has an urgency and a meaning, fiction that compels and rewards.

You can subscribe to any three titles (any mix of titles or multiple copies) for $60 ($100 overseas). Subscription gives you a discount of 30% on the retail price.

Press On is now in partnership with Arcadia, the general books imprint of Australian Scholarly Publishing. Subscriptions or single copy orders should be placed with Australian Scholarly Publishing.

PRESS ON TITLES

Michael Wilding, THE PRISONER OF MOUNT WARNING
"This satirical odyssey from an Australian literary legend has his protagonist heading north to find himself, among other things. Charles Dorritt recovers from a breakdown by doing a writing course and dcides to write of his torutre and slavery at the hands of the security services. He's pursued by Plant, who's been hired to dissuade him from revealing all. It's also a journey into the past, an era of magic mushrooms and free love. Wilding was at the forefront of a rebellious Australian literary movement in the '70s; in this book, he weaves a narrative of personal, literary and political dimensions into an entertaining yarn." - Phil Brown, Brisbane News

Inez Baranay, WITH THE TIGER
“A racy read, this is a worthy addition to your literary vocabulary.” – Sahara Times
“Elegant and intricate prose.” – The Statesman

Phillip Edmonds, LEAVING HOME WITH HENRY
Henry Lawson arises from the vaults of the National Library and hitches a ride out of Canberra. A contemporary road novel with epic implications, this is a vision of Australia the way we live now, seen from Henry’s perspective of how we might have been. Are we an egalitarian people, or only individuals pursuing pleasure? When the nineties met the noughties. Phillip Edmonds is managing editor of Wet Ink (www.wetink.com.au), the quarterly magazine of new writing.

Peter Corris, WISHART'S QUEST
“Wishart's Quest is Peter Corris at his best.” – Muhammad Cohen, Asia Times
“Corris's portrayals of Australia stand out uniquely – forceful, hard–driven, compassionate.” – James Ellroy
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“Bawdy, irreverent and very politically incorrect, Fool’s Paradise is not so much a novel as a rambunctious political cartoon, blending State, academic and sexual politics into a chaotic, kaleidoscopic farce.” – Ian McFadyen

Peter Corris, THE COLONIAL QUEEN
A compelling evocation of Australia’s boom-time years – and of the gamblers and survivors inhabiting its shady side.
“Authentic and unforced ... not divorced from the society and politics of the time. And part of the politics is to do with water, just as is the case now.” – Thomas Keneally
“Corris has successfully combined his considerable knowledge of the sport of boxing with his dramatic account of the nineteenth century paddle steamers that serviced the third-longest navigable river in the world. The result is a cracking storyline with sharp dialogue and an original setting.” – John Dale

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5. WET INK — the best-looking literary magazine

If you haven’t checked out Wet Ink you should. It's a "magazine that’s dedicated to publishing new and exciting writing”.

Inside each issue you’ll find fiction, poetry and creative non-fiction, interviews, photography, book reviews and more. It’s the place to discover some of today’s best up-and-coming talent, as well as new works by established authors.

A bonus is that Wet Ink is a beautifully produced magazine that is a pleasure to look at and fondle.


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6. PINEROLO, the new Children's Book Cottage in the Blue Mountains

I am delighted to learn that MARGARET HAMILTON has finally realised her dream of establishing a house dedicated to children’s literature in the Blue Mountains west of Sydney.

Pinerolo aims to promote Australian picture books and their creators, educate children and adults about picture books, provide a venue for the exhibition of original artwork from picture books and bring people interested in picture books together in an inspiring environment

Here’s Pinerolo’s invitation to you all to attend its OPEN DAY.

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7. A word from SANDY GANDHI, Australia's most easterly Indian, on celebrity chefs



"Cook as good as you look" by Sandy Gandhi

The truth is often hard to swallow but the fact is, we’ve eaten our way to the top as the world’s fattest nation. Perhaps it’s because we’re constantly bombarded with adverts for fast foods, confectionery and alcohol by way of TV, magazines, billboards and flyers in our letter boxes with discount coupons attached.

How can a kid resist an unhealthy meal when it comes with a free toy?

And if that’s not enough, have you noticed how many cooking shows there are on TV?

On any given day, some commercial channels have at least five cooking shows programmed, not forgetting all the food that’s rammed down our throats during the commercial breaks.

We’ve got celebrity chefs coming out of our ears – there’s the sultry chef, and the boy next door chef.

There’s the gay chef, the black chef, the straight chef and the white chef. Zer’s ze European chef and the oriental chef, and there’s the cook and the chef.

We have the master chef, the iron chef, the fat chef and the thin chef, even the effen chef.

It seems life’s just one big cook-off – it’s no wonder we can’t keep the fat off!

Sandy Gandhi lives in Byron Bay and is a Foreign Gossipondent Extraordinaire. Her motto is, “if it hasn’t happened, I’ll make it up!”

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SOIREES LITTERAIRES

"The role of magic in Romanticism"

a talk by Nicholas Routley, with songs performed by Russian soprano Mariana Bakhtan

Mistress of Ceremonies IRINA DUNN, 0403 48 63 63, www.irinadunn.com.au

European Romanticism was the last serious attempt before post-structuralism to postulate an alternative to scientific rationalism.Nicholas Routley discusses the role of magic in European Romanticism, its transformative power, so that things are never quite what they seem. Being a musician, he refers mainly to the metaphoric and descriptive techniques of a few composers, including Schubert, Schumann, and Chopin.

To his mind, their kind of truth is truer than scientific truth.

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Born and educated in the UK, Nicholas Routley lectured at the University of Cambridge before moving to Australia in 1975 to take up a post at the department of Music at the University of Sydney. He founded the Sydney Chamber Choir in that year and was its Musical Director for 30 years. He retired from the Choir, and a year later from the University, to devote himself to composition. His research interests include music of the fifteenth century, particularly that of Josquin des Prez, and opera. He is widely known as both conductor and pianist in Australia, South-East Asia, and Europe. A pupil of Franco Ferrara and Carlo Maria Giulini, he has conducted several major orchestras including the Sydney Symphony Orchestra, and is in great demand as a choral conductor. As a pianist, he studied with Peter Feuchtwanger in London, and specialises in chamber music, especially with singers, having worked over long periods with counter-tenor Hartley Newnham, tenor Gerald English, and soprano Marilyn Minns. Since 1996 he has been actively engaged in composition, having written several vocal works, a symphony, and the symphonic poem “Icarus”. He is currently engaged on a series of operas on the subject of the Indian epic poem, Mahabharata.

Mariana Batkhan received a scholarship at the Saint Petersburg State Music School for gifted and talented children at age 6. Nine years later she graduated with honours. She has since graduated from the Saint Petersburg State Musical College and State University of Art and Culture with honours where she earned her Bachelor of Music Teaching and Bachelor of Music Theatre Directing and Performing. Mariana plays piano, guitar, accordion, recorder and the Russian folk instruments, domra and balalaika. From 1989 she has taught piano, guitar and voice. She has conducted and accompanied choirs, and has extensive performing, directing and composing experience for live theatre. Mariana has performed as a singer and an actress in plays such as Medea, Snow Queen, Misfortune from an Affectionate Heart, Tartuffe, Maria and her Sisters, Snow White and Thumbelina. Mariana played with the Sydney Balalaika Orchestra from 2007-2009. In 2008 she was offered a permanent slot at the SBS Radio Russian Program where she has been reviewing films, performances, concerts and exhibitions in her broadcast "Art Review" ever since. Most recently Mariana accompanied the St Scholastica's College Choir at Angel Place. Mariana is currently working on her first solo piano and voice album, due out in late 2010. Mariana teaches piano/voice/guitar at the Modern Music Lessons School located in the CBD on George St where she has the highest retention rate of all the teachers.

JOIN US?

at the French Restaurant "Le Pain Quotidien" ("The Daily Bread")

Cnr Fitzroy & Bourke Streets, Surry Hills

6:00pm – 8:30pm, Tuesday 2 November

ENTRY

Dinner + talk $30.00

$5.00 per glass for beer and wine

BOOKINGS

Le Pain Quotidien (02) 9360 8460

Regrettably, no complimentary tickets can be issued as prices have been minimised to keep the costs affordable for Soirees guests.

NB RSVP ESSENTIAL AS NUMBERS ARE LIMITED

For inquiries/suggestions about the Soirees program, or offers to give a talk,

call IRINA SPINADEL (Organiser), (02) 9363 1147

SL promotes European cultural life with French food in sympathique surroundings
and meets on the 1st Tuesday of the month.

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Irina Dunn interviews Singaporean writer Shamini Flint, author of the Inspector Singh crime fiction series

Biography

Shamini Flint began her career in law in Malaysia and also worked at an international law firm in Singapore. She traveled extensively around Asia for her work before resigning to be a stay-at-home mum, writer, part-time lecturer and environmental activist, all in an effort to make up for her ‘evil’ past as a corporate lawyer!

Her Inspector Singh novels are published by Little, Brown and have been translated into numerous languages. Titles include Inspector Singh Investigates: A Most Peculiar Malaysian Murder, Inspector Singh Investigates: A Bali Conspiracy Most Foul and Inspector Singh Investigates: The Singapore School of Villainy.

“It's impossible not to warm to the portly, sweating, dishevelled, wheezing Inspector Singh …” The Guardian wrote.

Shamini also writes children’s books with cultural and environmental themes including The Seeds of Time, an environmental fantasy and Ten, a tale of growing up and football. Her latest book is Diary of a Soccer Star – a ‘laugh out loud’ story of the trials faced by a would-be soccer star.

What is your name?

Shamini Mahadevan Flint is the rather clumsy handle that I go by but Shamini Flint if it’s a book cover and I need to project that combination of exotic and hard that I hope sells crime books!

Where were you born? Where do you live? Have you always lived in Singapore?

I was born in Penang in Malaysia but was an air force brat so moved around a lot, including a couple of years in the UK when I was child. Finally, the family settled for a few years in the small seaside town of Kuantan in Malaysia before eventually moving to Kuala Lumpur. I moved to Singapore around ten years ago for a job and stayed when I quit as my hubby still works here.

What education did you receive (schooling, university)?

I studied in Malaysia right up until A-levels but then went to the UK to study law at the University of Kent, did the Bar in London and a Masters at Cambridge in an effort to postpone getting down to real work.

What aspirations did you have as a child/youth?

I was always going to be a lawyer. I read To Kill a Mockingbird at an impressionable age plus my mum was a lawyer and our bedtime stories used to consist of the peculiarities of the law of trusts and such like!

You mentioned that you were a corporate lawyer. How did you get into this field and what sort of work did you do in this role? Why did you decide to leave this field?

I have to confess I became a corporate lawyer in a shameless episode of greed when I was offered a very good job at an English firm with offices in the Far East. I worked on mergers and acquisitions, corporate insolvency, capital market fund raisings – oh my word, it’s too boring to even write it! I abandoned the role in a fit of hormones when I was expecting my first child to be a stay-at-home mum.

When did you decide to become a writer?

Shortly after the hormones mentioned above had ebbed, six months after my daughter was born, when I realised I was probably the worst stay-at-home mum in the history of the world!

Did your family support your ambition?

Well, they were all so horrified that I had given up the law to be at home that I think they were pleased that at least I was doing ‘something’. Mind you, it’s viewed as a hobby until such time as I get a ‘real job’!

What was your first venture into publishing?

When shopping for books for the kids, I realised that – especially at picture book level – they still didn’t cater for Asian kids. I decided to fill the niche with a series of picture books about a little girl travelling around Singapore and Asia doing very ordinary things. The first of the series was Sasha Visits the Botanic Gardens but the fifteenth should come out this year.

You have written several children’s books? What are they? And what age-group are they aimed at?

There are many picture books with cultural and environmental themes including the Sasha books, Jungle Blues and Turtle takes a Trip. I was (and am) hoping to generate a feeling of belonging and sense of responsibility for their own environment in Asian children. I have also written an environmental fantasy for 9-14 year olds, The Seeds of Time, and two other children’s novels (I do occasionally write for fun!) about soccer, Ten and Diary of a Soccer Star.

When did you get the idea of writing a crime series? Were you influenced by Alexander McCall Smith or perhaps Hong Kong writer Nury Vittachi? Someone else? Maybe Agatha Christie?

As a reader of crime fiction, a lawyer, and someone who wanted to write books set in a contemporary Asian setting with an emphasis on the law and politics of the place, crime seemed an obvious choice. I have certainly read and enjoyed all the authors mentioned. I also enjoy Ruth Rendell, PD James, Reginald Hill and Ian Rankin.

How did you dream up a character — Inspector Singh —that is so different to you? Are you fond of him?

It worries me that I don’t think I am that different from my plump copper, except for the turban and beard, of course! He has an underlying bitchiness which sounds very much like me on occasion (and a fear of flying too!). I am fond of Inspector Singh, we have become good friends over the course of the first three books. I find that I don’t have to ‘write’ him so much these days as just let him go his own way … and follow with a pen taking notes.

What sort of reaction have you received from your Malaysian/Singaporean critics? Are they critical of any aspects of your books in particular?

On the whole, the reaction has been very positive. Asians get fairly tired of the sort of over-exoticised portrayal of Asia so beloved of the publishing industry. The Singapore book, however, did get a very nasty review in the Singapore Straits Times, although a glowing one in KL. It seems the sensitivities described in the books are still present!

Have you offended any religious/political sensibilities in your books?

Probably – but all I have done is fictionalise genuine points of social and political concern. It is inevitable that there will be some backlash from such an approach in nations that are still very much finding a space for criticism in the public sphere.

I get the impression that you have a strong social conscience and that you are trying to draw attention to certain themes through your fiction, eg the logging of rainforests in A Most Peculiar Malaysian Murder. Which comes first, the fiction or the issue when you start writing a book?

Actually, I have to confess, the issue often comes first in the sense it will be the spark that gets me going. Whether it is the drugs laws in Singapore, illegal logging in Malaysia or the progress of the war crimes tribunal in Cambodia, the issue often comes first!

Have you received a different critical response from the Anglo-world?

Overwhelming positive (which has been a comfort and will hopefully help sales!).

Was it easy for you to find a publisher for your first Inspector Singh book?

I self-published to begin with using the company that I set up to publish children’s books. After the second Singh came out, I decided it was too difficult to write and publish in so many genres so I sent the books off to a few publishers. Two of them came back immediately so it was not difficult as such. Having said that, it was quite likely that there was interest because the series looked credible as there were already two books available. I suspect a single manuscript would have faced the usual rejections.

Do you have an agent?

No

What do you tell budding authors when they ask you for guidance?

I believe everyone has a story to tell so the key is the process of turning thoughts and ideas into prose on paper. I think the critical factor is the discipline to keep trying and to not let the inevitable self-doubt triumph.

What is the best thing and the worst thing about being a writer?

The best thing for me is the opportunity to share ideas and stories with readers. The worst is walking into a bookshop and finding that there is still no space for poor Inspector Singh on the shelves!

Can you make a living as a writer or do you need to supplement this income with other work?

I can just about make a living – but not the sort I did when I was that successful corporate lawyer! Fortunately, my newly (after the kids were born) developed interest in environmental issues means that I don’t regret the sports car that much!

Finally, what case is Inspector Singh going to solve next?

Inspector Singh Investigates: A Deadly Cambodian Crime Spree.


The Australian Writers Network is delighted to invite you to

An Evening with Singaporean writer SHAMINI FLINT, author of "The Inspector Singh Investigates" series

'Shamini Flint completely captivated the audience. You are soooooo.... in for a treat in Sydney. She had everyone in hysterics and that was the serious bits.’ Western Australian audience member

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Shamini is visiting Australia to attend the Byron Bay Writers Festival, but if you are not going to the festival, this is your opportunity to hear this exciting new young author in Sydney in conversation with AWN Director IRINA DUNN while enjoying a fabulous Singaporean-style feast for only $25.

In an effort to make up for her ‘evil’ past as a corporate lawyer, Shamini now works as a writer, part-time lecturer and environmental activist.

She has published three books in her Inspector Singh series: A Most Peculiar Malaysian Murder, A Bali Conspiracy Most Foul, and The Singapore School of Villainy, out this month. She is also the author of several children’s books.

Shamini says: ‘I think crime is an excellent genre if one’s intention is to shine a spotlight on contemporary social and legal issues in Asian society. I chose a Sikh because I wanted someone physically iconic – and the turban does that. Also, after September 11, Sikhs were targeted in the US having been mistaken for Moslems and I thought that was an interesting modern day twist to being Sikh. And of course, he’s a misfit (doesn’t a good cop have to be?) in that rather sterile place that is Singapore.’

Reviews

‘Inspector Singh is a crime series hero like no other – fat, cantankerous, cynical but utterly endearing – and could do for
Asia what Mme Ramotswe has done for Botswana.’ Daily Telegraph (UK)

‘Family feuds, cultural clashes and commercial chicanery add up to a feast of fun.’ Adelaide Advertiser

‘There is rich and evocative detail of life in the Malaysian capital - so pungent you can almost smell it.’ Notebook

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VENUE
Harry's Singapore Restaurant
Level 1, 198 Elizabeth Street, Sydney
(entrance via Campbell Street)

TIME AND DATE
6-8.30pm, Monday 2 August

COST
$25 only for banquet + talk
The restaurant is licensed.

PARKING
is available at the nearby Goulburn Street Parking Station for $10 for the evening.

BOOKINGS
Make cheques out to Australian Writers Network and send to PO Box 136 Balmain NSW 2041,
or deposit $25 per ticket in Westpac BSB 032 020 account 254469 in the name of Australian Writers Network.

NB Please ensure you write your name on the deposit so it can be identified.

BOOKINGS ESSENTIAL, LIMITED NUMBERS

CONTACT

Irina Dunn, mobile 0403 48 63 63 or email This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it



The Australian Writers Network takes pleasure in inviting you to

SOIREE LITTERAIRE FOR AUGUST

"From Rousseau via Hemingway to Catherine M - a journey through French memoir"

A talk by Patti Miller


Patti's talk will explore memoirs set in France written by a variety of English, American and Australian writers as well as memoirs written by French writers. This will not be an historical survey but an intriguing, eclectic and idiosyncratic look at French-flavoured memoir, shaped by a passion for French literature and for the view from inside a life.

PATTI MILLER is the author of Australia’s best-selling autobiographical writing texts, Writing Your Life and The Memoir Book, and of The Last One Who Remembers (memoir), Child (novel), and Whatever The Gods Do (memoir). She is published regularly in newspapers, magazines and literary and art journals. She has been teaching writing for many years and has specialised in life writing since 1991. She teaches a memoir workshop in Paris each year through the Sydney Writers’ Centre. She also mentors the development of manuscripts, many of which have been successfully published. For more information, see www.lifestories.com.au.

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JOIN US?
at the French Restaurant "Le Pain Quotidien" ("The Daily Bread")
Cnr Fitzroy & Bourke Streets, Surry Hills
6:00pm – 8:30pm, Tuesday 3 August

BYO or you can purchase wine by the glass at the restaurant.

ENTRY
DINNER + TALK $30.00 (NB NO REFUNDS)

RSVP ESSENTIAL

PAYMENT
Make cheques out to Soirées Littéraires and send to Irina Spinadel, 23 Nelson Street Woollahra NSW 2025
or deposit $25 per ticket in Westpac BSB 032 051 Account 162 874 in the name of Soirées Littéraires.

BOOKINGS AND INQUIRIES

IRINA SPINADEL (Director) Tel: (02) 9363 1147


 

Inner City Life Writing Competition

 

 

A writing competition for writers of short stories and poetry on the theme of "Inner City Life", organised by the Australian Writers Network, sponsored by Gleebooks and open to anyone from anywhere.

Theme

The topic is "Inner City Life anywhere anytime", whatever interpretation you give to the phrase.

Deadline

5pm Friday 2 November 2012

Entries

Short Story (maximum 500 words) and Poetry (maximum 20 lines).

You can submit as many entries of poems and short stories as you like.

How to enter

There is NO ENTRY FORM.

On a separate cover sheet, write your name, address, phone number and email address, along with the name of your story or poem.

Cover sheet also to specify exact number of words in a story and lines in a poem, excluding the title.

Each entry must have its own cover sheet.

Word/line limit is STRICT. You will be automatically disqualified if you exceed the word/line limit.

Entry sheets must include the title of the entry and the entry itself and nothing else.

Entries must NOT have been previously published in print or electonically or won another competition.

Entries will NOT be returned.

Entry fee

$8 per entry. You can submit as many entries as you wish in either or both categories.

Payment

1. Send your entries to irinadid@ozemail.com.au and deposit your entry fee into the following account:

Australian Writers Network Westpac BSB 032 020 Account 254469 (please make sure you provide your last name when paying.)

2. Send your entries and cheque/money order to:

Inner City Life Competition
Australian Writers Network
PO Box 1600
Auburn NSW 1835

3. Pay via Paypal with your credit card below.

 

Closing date

Entries + entry fee must be received by 5pm on Friday 2 November 2012.

Judges

Irina Dunn (Director, Australian Writers Network)

Roger Mackell (Owner, Gleebooks)

Prizes (in each category)

First ($300 cash), Second ($200 cash), Third ($100 cash)

Winners will also receive a Gleebooks voucher for the following value:

First $150, Second $100, Third $50

Winners and any commended entrants will be invited to read their entries at the Toxteth Hotel, 345 Glebe Point Road, Glebe at 6pm on Friday 30 November 2012.

The winning entries in each category will be published in Network News and on the Australian Writers Network website.

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Inner City Life 2011 Winners

The winners and commended entries of this year’s Inner City Life Competition were announced at the Toxteth Hotel in Glebe, Sydney, on Friday 2 December.

Short Story

1st prize “Appily Ever After” by Ken Saunders

2nd prize Emma Ashmere for "The House of Asha"

3rd prize Ingrid Banwell for “On the Verge”

Poetry

1st prize Titania Smith for “Postcard from Balmoral”

2nd prize Len Green for “Pit-Stop New York”

3rd prize Asuncion Pritchett for “The Breeding Pair”

Commended stories

“Park Life” by Jason Gray

“Fifteen Minutes” by John Morgan

“My Retirement Village” by Wendy Ashton

Commended poems

“900 days Leningrad 1941-44” by Norm Neill

“Street Level” by Jon Carey

“Over The Divide With Molly” by George Clarke

Comments on the 2011 competition from Irina Dunn

This competition, which I initiated in the mid-1990s while I was Director of the NSW Writers’ Centre, became instantly popular with its minimal requirements for a 500-word story and a 20-line poem. It attracted entries not only from around Australia but from many countries abroad.

With its focus on inner city life, the competition received entries mostly about inner city Sydney, but also about inner city New York, inner city London, inner city Paris, and even inner city ancient Rome and Pompei, not to mention one set in Neolithic times.

The competition provides an insight into the inner city zeitgeist of any particular year, the obsessions, concerns, phobias, and delights of inner city living captured at a particular moment in time.

This year, 2011, the suburbs and places covered included Palace Street Petersham, King Street Newtown, Missenden Road Camperdown, Erskineville, Sydney University, Broadway, Circular Quay, Town Hall, Martin Place, Hyde Park, the Opera House, Fort Denison, Victoria Barracks, Stanley Street in Darlinghurst, Kings Cross, Blackwattle Bay, Hunter Street Newcastle, Lygon Street in Carlton and Fitzroy in Melbourne, and further afield, Dina Campana, in Italy I think, as well as Kuala Lumpur and St Petersburg.

One of the poems was even entitled “Poem found on Parramatta Road”.

And a story from a Balmain resident noted with a degree of self-satisfaction that “If you’re not living in Balmain, you’re camping out”.

For some writers, inner city life is a nightmare, for others it is a liberation.

There were several nostalgic piece about childhoods or Christmases spent in the inner city, while others presented the inner city as a “Babylon”.

The inner city offered an escape from the suburbs, from “All that genteel behind-closed-doors keep-yourself-to-yourself stuff”. This entrant celebrated her departure from the burbs by saying “Gone are the wide, desolate streets of my mundane middle life”, while another entrant noted the “haunted eyes” of inner city shoppers.

As usual, there were a number of derelicts, homeless men and others fallen on hard times, such as a lady who lives in the Housing Commission units in Surry Hills whose blond curls are “arranged artfully” on her head, who wears “theatrical make-up”, and may have “trodden the boards”.

Others in this group were not so genteel, such as Bill, who is like a dog that pisses everywhere, and says “I don’t cock me leg, but me stink sure keeps the buggers away”. Eric the vagrant lives on the glitziest strip of the Gold Coast, and the Russian homeless man Isak Rabinovitch sleeps on a wooden bench beside the Hyde Park War Memorial. Yet another homeless man, Father Bob, meets Kitty and, as the story goes, “He showed her kindness and she restored his humanity”. Kitty was a cat.

And talking about animals, the animal kingdom is represented in the inner city by cats, dogs, pigeons, rainbow lorikeets, magpies and ants, and one entrant even wrote “I would have been happy to have lived as a rat in that bookstore”. Even sharks and whales make an appearance as they decry the pollution of Sydney Harbour.

And there’s a first person dog story in which the dog stalks pedestrians looking for a suitable owner.

Speaking of books, there were some discussions about famous authors, including George Orwell and John Fowles, but I wonder if RS Salinger is related to JD?

There are stories about the appearance of the prophet Daniel on a crowded bus, about a parking Nazi in a hospital carpark, a photo competition for a Puppy Dog-lick photo, a girl who wakes one morning to find she is invisible and takes the opportunity to steal a lot of designer gowns (a wish fulfilment story if ever there was one), the erdhu violin player at Circular Quay, a story about foraging for mulberries in an overgrown lot near a canal, and there are several cafes in which one might see “the odd poet, alone, tuning his inspiration”.

There are lots of terrace houses, jacarandas in bloom, and one poem about the now derelict University Motel which reminded me of my own youthful assignations in the lines “This used to be a handy location/for academic assignations”.

Two elderly ladies at a Bobby goldsmith function admit proudly to one another: “My niece is a lesbian”, “My grandson is gay”.

A few choirs have appeared, reflecting the growing phenomenon of community choral groups.

As usual, there are some deaths, but surprisingly, far fewer coffees are drunk than in previous years.

Mobiles, ipods, skyping and ATMs have made an appearance for the first time, and one poem exhorts us not to “feel down about being upwardly mobile”.

Hearts are broken and new loves are formed and life goes on more or less as usual in these stories and poems from 130 writers around the country.

Thanks to Roger Mackell and Gleebooks, the best bookstore in Australia, for supporting this competition.

Entries

1st prize story: “Appily Ever After” by Ken Saunders

Only a few years ago, no one was buried at the mall. With their hectic schedules; however, people simply did not have time to journey to distant cemeteries. Broadway Mall was the fIrst to open a cemetery on its premises. By bringing the dead into the mall, paying one's respects to departed family was seamlessly integrated into the shopping experience.

Jauntily named "Til You Dropped", the Broadway shop survived by its market cunning. Only part of its revenue came from burial services, catered reception facilities and sarcophagus sales. With regular family visits, there was a lively trade in flowers, candles and, of course, coffee. Its members-only webcam feature allowed customers to check whether other family members were indeed visiting the departed one.

The mall owners subsidised the venture, convinced that family vaults in a mall represented the ultimate form of customer loyalty. Who could shop at Market Town when Dad was buried at Broadway? And they were right. Soon malls all over Sydney had, what were called, malloleums.

The Singapore-owned "Not Forgotten" introduced a level of inter activity previously unknown to cemeteries (unless you count religion). Partnered with iPhone, it offered "Appily Ever After", an app that let visitors nostalgically listen to old voicemails from the dead.

2GB built a shrine to the late Alan Jones at WestfIeld Penrith. Jones had intended to be buried as a speed bump on the Bourke Street Cycleway. Instead, 2GB kept his phone-in show going. A sophisticated computer algorithm of the show's archive enabled a virtual Jones to denounce policies and politicians long after his death. "This is Alan Jones, coming to you dead from WestfIeld" became the station's catchphrase.

During the Dalek flu pandemic of 20 16 (named after its fIrst victim, a diminutive BBC extra found dead on the set), Crazy Eddy's offered the $2-shop mass grave option. With contagion in the air, the epidemic gravely affected the economy. In malloleums, however, sales were up. Getting the dead into your store became a retail priority. David Jones offered its late customers the opportunity to rest forever in their favourite department. Sarcophagi were tastefully incorporated into displays of perfume, outdoor furniture and lingerie. An American bookstore giant arranged its classics section amongst coffIns and antique statues. Here was something the Kindle clearly couldn't do. This resting place was marketed as "Having your loved one spend eternity with the books they always meant to read".

Marrickville Metro began to market the other end of the life cycle. Its Kmart, in partnership with Mayne Health., opened a store-based maternity ward, conveniently adjacent to infant attire. With its generous 15%-off lifetime offer to all K-babies, it proved phenomenally popular.

"Has the mall replaced the welfare state?" moan the usual detractors on "Late Night Dead". Malls, with their wide range of consumer choice, can indeed meet the needs of the citizenry from womb to tomb. Malloleums, Babymarts and Target Marriages, where guests are encircled by gift registry items for sale, are all here to stay.

2nd prize story: "The House of Asha" by Emma Ashmere

How can I study when Asha, my new housemate, parks her pink finned car outside my window in the sun? Woman is the sum of her actions. Discuss. I stare at my

books. What are the ramifications of Jean Paul Sartre 's absence of God? I watch Asha through the louvres as she frowns into the letterbox.

Three days in, she goes away. Her furniture sighs and creaks. The spices in her kitchen cupboard fill the house. I lie awake as someone judders something across my window grille.

At dawn, the landlord arrives to scrape the guttering. He tells me he's a professor in atomic physics. I try to study as he scrapes. At last, the door of his Mercedes closes on his yacht-tanned legs and he sails away. But his wife returns. Her egg-yolk yellow thighs slide out of the Merc and climb the ladder outside my window.

Hello?

I'm tussling with Marx about all strugglel being class struggles. Could you hold the ladder while I climb down?

I blink at the sun. I'm wearing my cocaine is it t-shirt. Her shorts are the colour of meringue. Rung by deliberate rung, she laughingly descends. Her smile scrambles when she reads my shirt.

I'm sweating at the desk. It's my first Saturday night in Asha's house. The

western neighbours' garden hose slops across the fence.

You never loved me, the woman shouts.

The man turns up Leonard Cohen so loud plaster skitters down the walls and the louvres vibrate.

Midnight, I hear shuffling on the eastern side. It's only me. I'm locked out, cries a man.

So this is the Whitney Houston fan. I help him fall in through his front window. He weeps as he tells me he's come home without his boyfriend. I close my door and wait for I-ee-I-willalways-love-yoo-oo-oo-oo-oo.

Two in the morning, I can't sleep. I dare myself to walk three blocks to the fug and slur of a bar in Hindley Street.

I come home to find beer bottle shards sparkling across the step. The letterbox has been uprooted. I wait for the wet t-shirt competition people from the corner pub to stagger off, and replant the letterbox, at a lean.

Monday, I queue in the bank to pay my rent. People look at my hair. I look at the easycare home loan signs with blonde men and women smiling from their whitecollared lives. What does Kristeva mean when she says it's our choice to worry or to smile when we are assailed by the strange?

By the time Asha comes back, the western neighbours have decided to divorce.

Whitney is stuck on repeat on the eastern side. And I still haven't finished with my philosophers.

We sit outside drinking beer. I could get used to this, I say.

Asha reaches out to touch my arm. I smile. I don't worry. Here, in this tiny dark garden, we are no longer strange.

Next day, Captain Professor Atomic sets two weeks' notice ticking in the Ietterbox.

3rd prize story: “On the Verge” by Ingrid Banwell

Let me offer you some advice, my slim young friend. At the moment, you feel all precious and loved. At the moment, you're attracting the birds. But don't expect all that 'I'm wonderful and indigenous and water wise' business to work for long. The truth is they've forgotten you already.

It'll start slowly at first - maybe with a baguette wrapper or a coffee cup or two. Then, before you know it, you'll be buried under piles of real estate brochures, Thai restaurant menus and health club leaflets. You'll· start to loose your youthful good looks. You'll get fat around the middle. Fungus and mildew sneak into your cracks. Pests arrive and burrow. Unwelcome growths sprout in awkward places. Eventually, your limbs twist and you start to loose your grip. Children strip you. Lovers tattoo you. Supermarket trolleys become your regular companions. And finally, the birds leave you for better looking specimens. And then, before you know it, you've been replaced by a younger version of yourself.

That's if you're lucky.

See that corpse across the street? Used to be a youthful, healthy native, just like you. Some blame the drought. I blame the constant flow of urine from passing drunks and dogs. And that tortured mess down the road? Poisoned. All because of a blocked view.

Yep.

It's a tough life out here on the verge.

But don't gaze in envy at the private residents at number 42. See them draped across the development proposal sign on the gate? See them breaking through the paving stones? They won't last. Not with that attitude. Be~ore long, they'll be replaced by a row of agaves that look as though they're made of plastic. Or a bunch of dense box hedges all overseen by some pretentious, perfectly coifed up-itself ficus.

One other thing. As you get on in years, you'll be tempted to reach for the electrical wires. Don't. Once you touch them and feel that intoxicating tingle, you won't be able to stop. They'll suddenly remember you then. They'll arrive with their machines and operate. Those humiliating crown splitting cuts get to all of us eventually. But don't make the mistakes I did. Shed lightly. Don't crack the pavement. Don't dent any cars. And above all, don't let them start a file on you.

Yep. I have a file. A fat one. Do you know what it says? 'Little positive contribution to community network. In a state of decline.' (A little bird told me all this- a mynah, by the way). And the word that sealed my fate? 'Litigation.' What can I say? I'm not as subtle as I used to be. I find it hard to contain myself. Bits falloff at my age.

I didn't mean to hit the ranger quite so hard the other day.,

So, my tender little friend, before I get the chop, I want to leave you with some final words of warning. If you mess with the local council, you're dead.

1st prize poetry: “Postcard from Balmoral” by Titania Smith

The sun thins, to threads cut

From the gold ball rolled now,

Snippets on the flat, glass table of water,

Where my hands rest and collect bits of light.

Cloth cotton of cloud is spread across the sky.

It is early afternoon. The sea is silent.

Seldom, do I hear the breaths, so lightly

Does the sea breathe to rise and fall

At the shoreline. I shut my eyes for the dark

Room in which you are sitting.

 

Darling, there are children

Who let sand fall through their fingers

Like so much time, years

To play with and build houses and bake;

The pies are cooling in little rows of seven.

 

I have eaten. I have made notes.

I will tell you of the silver gulls that dip

And spin, of the vow of silence the sea has taken.

And how when looking into water

Is to see into a future, clear and bright.

2nd prize poetry: Len Green for “Pit-Stop New York”

You're the pits, vulgar and voracious,

You're the pits, outright ostentatious.

You're a smash and grab, a taxicab that honks,

You're a plane hijack you're a shot of crack bought in the Bronx.

 

You're the start of the Iraq conflict,

Jokes. apart you're a Wall Street constrict.

You're a chug-a-Iug or slug of slivovitz,

Though I may be at the bottom you're the pits.

 

You're the pits, better not come closer,

The cap fits, you're a Mafioso,

You're a Broadway flop, a twisted cop who sucks,

You're a combat gun that is not for fun or shooting ducks.

 

Your sidewalk has become invasive,

You're New York, shocking and abrasive.

I was mugged just twice and that should suffice, I'm quits.

Have a nice day sir (you're welcome), tat for tits.

3rd prize poetry: Asuncion Pritchett for "The Breeding Pair"

The spreading ironbark that once held sway

in our backyard's gone   its furrowed trunk

and branches bent with slender leaves

that sheltered pairs of rainbow lorikeets

have vanished   and in their place is

silence   the red brick wall of the neighbours'

block and car park   a cracked expanse

of concrete   a wasteland of plastic

rubbish bins and clotheslines that once

our ironbark held at bay   now encroaching

it seemed relentlessly   on our space

until one morning   at breakfast

when I saw them on my balcony

a flurry of brilliant plumage

scarlet breast  deep blue head  green wings

he on top of her   moving

in the age-old rhythm of mating

she beneath him   perched on the steel railing

I watching   exultant   cheering

knowing nature will always find a way.

Commended stories

“Park Life “ by Jason Gray

Geronimo was born in Antilles, an erudite ant kingdom. Enjoying an idyllic upbringing, Gerry credited his fortune to Queen Paloma’s legendary benevolence. A prodigious student, he questioned the world around him, especially the colony’s location: in the park, near to the inherent dangers of humans, dogs and birds. His mentors couldn’t appease him so he was sent to his school principal.

“The park is a harsh mistress,” said Headmaster Howard, “but as her power entices crumb-dropping humans, she is essential to our existence.”

Satisfied his superiors always considered the colony’s best interests, Gerry stopped questioning, graduating with Elite Gatherer status, and gained employment scavenging food-scraps.

After a decade, Gerry reaped the benefits of persistence: adequate shelter; love with Mauna; and later, three healthy offspring, ordained by Kelvin, Self-Sacrificing Noble-Ant, as “worthy, pertaining to an enduring work ethic, of achieving Nobility.”

One Friday, Gerry received a telegram:

Geronimo,

Congratulations! You have been accepted selected for employment with the Weekend Warriors Crumbing Division. We trust you comprehend the opportunity’s privileges.

Hearty salutations,

Kelvin

Noble-Ant

Royal Personal Assistant to Your Queen Paloma.

“Finally,” said Gerry, sinking into his dandelion recliner, “recognition!”

“Gerry,” said Mauna, “don’t you think you work hard enough without giving up weekends?”

“Mauna, this is an opportunity.”

“It’s fool’s gold. The park will be infested with humans. And dogs, seagulls, pigeons. It’s suicide.”

“We’re getting old. Aren’t you sick of gathering crumbs with nothing to show for it? This could be our only chance to achieve Nobility status.”

“We have plenty; we don’t need more. What’s the use of status if you’re dead?”

“And the children?”

Mauna hesitated. Gerry assumed it was weakness and he had won.

“My name isn’t Geronimo for nothing,” he said, crawling away.

***

Before first light the following morning, Gerry set out from Antilles into the busy summertime park. Workers transported scraps up into the colony. He scurried to join them.

Seagulls stalked the picnic areas, but Gerry avoided them without difficulty. Within an hour, he had scavenged a week’s regular crumbing.

“Fool’s gold,” scoffed Gerry. “I’ve struck gold.”

Seven hours later, with a month’s work completed, Gerry trudged along with the crowd to the end-of-day meeting.

“Warriors!” greeted Kelvin.

“Kelvin!” the workers chorused.

“Your queen is proud of you!”

The Warriors cheered until Kelvin raised his upper limbs for silence.

“Comrades, it is time to reveal Our Great Plan. This has been Antilles’ most productive gathering quarter ever. Evidently, it is time for expansion. Tomorrow Warriors will be rehoused into the new premises in the great picnic area. Congratulations! Antilles needed you and you answered her call!”

The tension in the ranks was almost tactile. Gerry struggled to breathe. A shiver went down his thorax.

“Go. Farewell your loved ones. Good day!”

Unmoved, Geronimo watched his colleagues transport the remaining scraps underground, until the shadow of a boy’s foot enveloped Antilles in darkness, squashing it, the crumbs of their labour lapped up by the hungry tongue of a golden retriever.

“Fifteen Minutes” by John Morgan

Rick Blain sat in the afternoon quiet of the Toxteth. Life was not treating Rick as well as Rick thought life should. With his vig now analogous to a Wall Street bonus and his ex on his ass, Rick needed cash. And he needed it fast.

Rick didn’t dick around; he’d rob a bank. You rob a bank and everyone cheers; you’re a national hero. So why not. And he’d do it alone, without some fool, tag-a-long pal. Sidekicks; they lost their cool and popped the guard, the one with the invalid kid sister.

He got a piece and a clip from a guy, Eddie Coyle, and practiced in front of a mirror: Are you lookin’ at me? He picked a King Street bank. He was copacetic with Newtown. He’d grown up on its mean streets. Rick knew his way around.

He stuck the Glock in the waist of his jeans and put on a leather jacket. He looked in the mirror. He was cool, a badass. Chilli Palmer, eat out your heart!

Rick stopped at the Lansdowne for a shot or two. Then it was time to boogie; time to rock ‘n’ roll. The day was his. Damn right!

Rick opened the bank’s glass door; a tall blonde slipped through ahead of him. She moved towards the counter, her black leather coat reaching almost to the floor. Before the teller could offer her a smile, the blonde had pulled a piece and stuck the damn thing in his face. The teller stuffed banknotes into the blonde’s bag.

Of all the banks, in all of the . . .

Pissed, Rick wanted to snarl, “Whoa bitch, this is my gig,” but that was more than a pistol the blonde had; it was a freaking cannon and Rick hadn’t the cojones to just blow her away.

The blonde took the bag and came with it slung over her shoulder. Rick stepped in front of her.

- Need a hand with that, miss, he said, giving her his studied look; the one mean enough to scare flies off shit.

Sweet slobbering Christ! The blonde had a black Zapata moustache and a matching, two-day stubble. Rick caught his breath and the Glock slipped down the leg of his baggy blue jeans. The blonde shot him in the left thigh. Rick screamed. The blonde stepped over him, kept going for the door.

Whimpering with fear, Rick felt something hard beneath his right thigh. It was the Glock. He didn’t have time to aim; he just pointed it and squeezed the trigger.

In a private room at the RPA, filled with cards and flowers, the young woman at Rick’s bedside said her name was Sam. And he signed the five-figure deal that she offered him.

On 2GB, the prize chump wet himself, anointing Our Rick a true-blue, dinky-di Aussie hero. Then two men entered the room. They were from the armed hold-up squad. Could Rick answer a few questions?

“My Retirement Village” by Wendy Ashton

When the last of my middle-aged children got married and provided me with another grandkid to add to the brood, I retired from work,  gleefully sold the old family home in the suburbs and moved in closer to the city.  Something I’ve always wanted to do.

Suburban living never suited me.  I look back and wonder how I lasted there so long.  All that genteel, behind-closed-doors, keep-yourself-to-yourself stuff was never for me. Here in my inner city village, we don’t have to be introduced before we swap life stories. I’ve always liked people and am open to a chat. This is the perfect place for my retirement.

This morning at seven, I close the front door of my little two-bedroom semi and set out for Nick’s Nook, my local coffee shop. Gone are the wide, desolate streets of my mundane middle-life.  Here the energy hits you the minute you step into the narrow winding lanes.  Once out the door, my batteries are re-charged.  My only problem is to avoid slipping on the beautiful carpet of jacaranda petals which people here allow clutter up the pavements and roads.. Gone are the broom-crazed neat-and-tidies of my former life. Every November morning is a purple celebration.

Nick is setting up the tables outside when I arrive.  “Morning Annie”. He kisses my cheek.  After just short of a year – I arrived at the end of Jacaranda time last year – we are good mates.  I know he is gay and hasn’t told his Dad yet, although his mother guessed. His passion is the theatre and I have become involved in running the local theatre with him. My skills at organization make up for my theatrical ignorance, and I am on to our second production and loving it all.

When I walk in, Laura is already sipping her coffee.  I sit down to hear this morning’s instalment  in the saga of her love affair.  Two months ago, I appeared for my morning coffee to find Nick with his arm around an inconsolable Laura, almost in tears himself.  Today she tells me that Ned, after returning last week begging forgiveness and promising to be faithful forevermore, has left again.  It appears that the third point in the triangle has agreed to leave her boyfriend.  I comfort my friend, thinking as I do that she is lucky to be able to talk about how she feels with people who care.  After my husband of forty years left ten years ago, most of my friends were ‘our friends’ and were as shocked as I was and too threatened by his betrayal to be very helpful.  She is not the only person I have listened to and consoled since I moved to my inner city haven.  Helping Laura and others in need has helped me come to terms with my own betrayal.

I am privileged to be living in the heart of the city in a village community that looks after one another.

Commended poems

“900 days Leningrad, 1941-44” by Norm Neill

Rainbows glint in droplets at the tips of icicles,

stubby as babushkas' fingers, above the doorway

of a tsarist-era workers' apartment block.

Gunfire rattles in the distance and a shell explodes

somewhere towards Nevsky Prospekt, far enough away

to overlook. A bloated horse stinks half-dismembered

in the street, its legs in the air and its shoes missing,

presumably stolen, while its butchers shelter from a blast

uncomfortably close. Three soldiers huddle by a wall,

soaking up the consolation of a watery sun

while the ice road on the lake to comrades in the east

melts slowly, and a hungry summer lies ahead.

An unpainted tank clatters over tram tracks on its way

directly from the Kirov factory to the front.

A thin-faced girl scrapes Tannenbaum on a violin

beside the window of a room with just a wooden chair

on which there sits a woman, thumbing through a volume

wrapped in brown paper, of the transiently sanctioned

selected early poems of Anna Akhmatova.

“Street Level” by Jon Carey

A pigeon with a goitre pecks at a pastry-flake.

Sneakers step on every fifth tile. A plastic bag

does tumbles into a culvert. Legs criss-cross,

scissoring the foreground into a jigsaw.

If he lifts his eyes, he meets other eyes slipping

off to their destinations. Half of the passers-by

talk at invisible phones or maybe they're outpatients

on their way to the clinic. A dog is piddling

on his guitar-case. Its owner's arm hangs slack

until it's finished. Nothing in his cap except spittle.

Nobody knows the way to Amarillo or Phoenix

or Kansas or Wheeling, West Virginia.

Ants mark time at a bootstamp of dead comrades

and dip their antennae. That's their way of caring.

“Over The Divide With Molly” by George Clarke

Its only a short flight for a curious crow

from country’s carrion to the city’s illusion.

The stars are hidden, light kills the night.

Molly and I come down the mountain

to unnatural night noises of drunken

omnivores, loud in their ignorance

of water, vegetation and blood.

In the metallic carbon scented  morning

the city cafes and bookshops fill with

the swelling crowd of Babylon.

The hiss of steam, the froth of busy ideas,

warmth and noise of shared ambitions.

The odd poet, alone, tuning his inspiration.

My blue heeler looks for yappers under

the café tables, fed on cereal bits

as dry as politician’s promises.

We pass girls chatting mysteriously

about last night’s possible indiscretions.

There is poetry in their laughter, for

the flowers of ambition can  be picked twice.

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